My Love For You by Timothy Gerald Franklin Lawrence

My love for You
is bigger
than a shoe
The End

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Look after yourself...without health
you are of no use to anyone.

If I owned this company,
would I hire someone like me?


THREE Angels!

THREE Angels!
Angela, Ash & Janelle

Ab's ( REALLY GOOD) Joke of the WEEK!

A great example of Flawless Male logic
This is a conversation between a husband and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply; but, then she is speechless after answering only one question.

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes.

Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about three.

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!).

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose.

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, that would be approximately $5400, correct?
Man: Sounds Correct.

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, over the past 20 years puts your spending at about $108,000, correct?
Man: Again, sounds about right.

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?
Man: Could be true. Do you drink beer?

Woman: No.
Man: Where is your airplane?

for Kenneth Mayo

Hope AND SWIM !

When I fall into an ocean, I know with certainty


That I am wet and startled will at once be plain to me


But will I sink or will I swim...to the depths or to the shore?


Perhaps a log will come drifting by, or a boat out on a tour?


I could hope as I was sinking, but I’d still drop to the floor


And hoping would I be, for logs and tour boats evermore


So I think I’ll set my sights on land and give my legs a kick


And stroke though I am weary, my decision will I stick


While Hope sustains the helpless whose outlook is often dim


Hope also fuels the Faithful, giving Strength to those who swim


So even if I falter against this fearsome tide of health


The shores of my fulfillment rise beneath me in my stealth


I’m hopeful for the strength and the courage not to give in


I thank the Lord for Faith and my resolve to hope AND swim!


My prayers and God’s Blessings be with you my friend!

Timothy Lawrence

Abraham Stainer Esq.

Abraham Stainer Esq.
a.k.a. "Ab"

Tinker-Timmy & Friends

Tinker-Timmy & Friends
Jan'l. Angeela, Ash and Ab

Friday, February 19, 2021

Finding Christmas


Under the heading "you can find Christmas Spirit on any day of the year, if it doesn't find you first!"


As the proud "elder statesman" of the Housekeeping dept. at St. Boniface - and one unencumbered by shyness or a lack of good English communication skills - I have always made a point of greeting new faces with a hearty "Welcome to St. Boniface Hospital" or "Congratulations on your new job here in Housekeeping".

The responses are for the most part quite positive - English is not often a strength for many new hires - and if the message, is not completely understood, the friendliness and sincerity of the hulking and happy messenger certainly is.

When you add my "Ambassadorial" role to my other unofficial duties such as "joker of the day", "Senior Mr. Know it all", "poet in residence" and "positivity consultant" etc. , it's not hard to imagine that the "back nine" of my career at Good old St. B. has become about as enjoyable a "job" as anyone in my circumstance could really hope for.

And if you were looking for something specific, look no further than yesterday....

A young fellow I had "welcomed" a few years ago has always made a point of returning that small favour by always saying hello and asking how things were going.

The joke between us has sort of been that he's checking to see if I remember his name because it took me several months to finally lock his into my memory. ( I know thousands of people by name but unless I see them every day it's hard to process "new" ones ).

Anyway, yesterday Peter approaches me in the office where we're getting our keys at the start of shift and says, "Hey Tim, I was cleaning my locker a few weeks ago and I found that Christmas poem you wrote. I've got it on my wall at home now" he added.

"That one, " I replied wondering to which one of several he might be referring, " that poem was pretty good...I always get good reviews from people for that," I said.

Then out of the blue I realize the poem he means is the one with the first line, "C is for the CHILD of God...", because he next tells me that "...the girl I'm engaged to marry this year is a Christian and I must admit that a lot of her beliefs are starting to rub off on me."

"Well that's fantastic !", I told the grinning young man adding, "God Bless the both of you, you'll be very happy !".

"Thanks Tim, it's going to be quite a step," Peter said.

Seizing my newest duty as the department's "Spiritual Advisor" with great enthusiasm, I was instantly inspired to add, "Life is a challenging series of forks in the road and important choices you have to make Peter. With God in your corner, Life itself is easier...the choices are easier because you KNOW in your heart the difference between right and wrong and you will both eventually always make the decisions that are the right ones".

"That's very true," he said "Thank you".

"That's just great Peter," I said and since it was time to get to work I added a "God Bless You" and headed off to begin my actual job...."shining the old place up like a NEW PENNY" ...as I have been know to say.


* I hope this leaves you with a smile today and a reminder of what I've told many friends and family about the disappointing lack of "traditions" this past Christmas. The SPIRIT of love, sharing, forgiveness and hope does not begin and end around a tree in late December. It should, and can be the essence of a well lived every day life - blessed and guided by the Good Lord.

Have a wonderful day....(Merry Christmas !)

stay safe, strong and happy, love Tim xo (5733)

 

Life Stories

Life Stories by Tim Lawrence

The end of life…is not!

It is the end of a Chapter in a Grand, Spiritual, Novel !

These chapters called “life”, are enriching, engrossing
narratives of one’s earthly adventures.

In them, are an abundance of supporting characters and
supplementary plot elements, often curiously overlapping
and mysteriously intertwining.

Their length and depth varies from person to person;
from protagonist to protagonist.

Some people who have “died” in chapters ended many years
ago, are still quite “alive” today!

Their SPIRIT; their influence, their charisma, their wisdom,
their character, their enthusiasm, their joy, their ESSENCE....
continues to fill the “life pages” of all they’ve touched.

Their frail and finite physical chapter is ended, but the richness
of their story flourishes, and enhances God’s Novel!

Like timeless passages, indelibly marked in our hearts and
memories, to be re-read and forever treasured….
their lives never truly “end”!

When through God’s Mercy, the earthly narrative of someone
we love, ends….their life does not!

And for that, we are truly blessed!

* Dedicated with gratitude and love to the enduring Spirit of all who transcend fear and inspire faith by truly living God’s gift of life to the fullest!! T.L.